I just came across the album art that I have. I never really noticed it before now, but wow.
The album is Tech N9ne - Celcius.

So, where to start… I know! Lets start with Tech N9ne’s severed head! Something about his “thugtastic” look and the glisten of those diamonds off of his eyes makes him look so bad ass! Even without a body he still doesn’t stop his thug demeanor. But who am I to talk. I didn’t make a CD and include my severed head, now did I?! No, I didn’t! And not to mention, I’ve never even tried to pull off the “Devil Horn” eyebrows! I’m such a poser!
Moving on, we have the blue Tech 9 car! It’s amazing, light blue, dark blue, and cum-stain white! Nothing reps a pimp like his cum-stained hood! Ad damn! Look at that shine off of them diamonds! TWINKLE TWINKLE!
Other then the fact that I can hardly read the damn album title, the little star effect straight from a late 80’s Infomercial, and the rolling dice pulling in a 9 for the nine man, this album art fucking blows.
I just pray that Tech N9ne was doing it on purpose, because honestly, rolling up into Epic Records, getting out of your mother’s car as she wishes you good luck, this piece of shitty art in hard, and a raging boner for the mainstream, I doubt you’ll get past the front door. I think maybe Tech N9ne stayed “underground” because he had to? But hey, that’s just me.
–M0ose
P.S. This post is satire, please don’t gank me with your gangz! I’m too sexy to die at the hands of a… *shivers*… black person! I MEAN! NO! AFRICAN! AFRICAN! NOT BLACK! I’M SORRY! SORRY! I DIDN’T MEAN TO CALLY OU BLACK! SHIT I JUST DID IT AGAIN! FUCK! SORRY! SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.S. This post is 100% satire. Even this satire note is satire… or is it. 
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